OMG OMG OMG! I can’t think of a better way to bring “Sarah Palin Week in America” to a close than with this here video. Seriously, this is perfect in ways that I can’t even really articulate.
So here’s the setup: All week, Trixie Klondyke has been storming through Americaland to promote her retard manifesto, Going Rogue, which apparently is British slang for unprotected anal sex, and her deranged death-cult followers have been camping out all night at Borders and Barnes and Noble to get their copies signed by the Golden Twat of American Conservatism herself at all points along the way.
So the other night Palin was in Noblesville, Indiana (No, I’ve never heard of that God-forsaken place either!) where the first thousand people in line were given wristbands that were supposed to guarantee that their books would be signed by the Warrior Princess after they stood in line for hours. But Saucy Sarah decided she was tired after about 700, so she decided to pack up the Going Rogue Express and roll out of town to head to some other shithole populated by “real Americans.” In other words, she quit! Mutiny then broke out with hundreds of wingnuts surrounding the bus to boo and chant “sign more books.”
Some of Palin’s shit-upon followers aired their displeasure on her Facebook page. This one from a guy named Jordan Harris was my personal fav...
I just spent 9 hours of my day, $40 of my hard earned money on two of your books, and took the whole day off work to watch you jump on a bus and throw a half-heated wave to the crowd you were avoiding.
I have never felt so disrespected. How can you claim that you are different? You arenâ€™t. You are just as selfish as everyone else in Washington. It breaks my heart. I thought you might be the answer to the turmoil this country is under but you arenâ€™t. You just slapped hundreds of Hoosiers in the face. The hard working type of people that you claim to represent.
You say in your book that you chose to sleep well over eating well. At the end of the day I know that you donâ€™t care that you wasted the whole day of some 20 year old college student who lives on their own. I understand that all that matters is that I spent my money on two of your books. Iâ€™m sure your eating well. You certainly have no reason to be sleeping well.
Ha! Serves you right for being stupid Jordan. Perhaps one day you’ll learn that when you play with a fiery Alaskan maverick, you might get moose dung flung all up in your grille. Or something like that.