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Sarah Palin’s Quitting Disease Must Have Infected Oprah or Something

11.20.09 Cajun Boy

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Today America is in mourning after learning last night that their beloved thuggish overlord/fast food terrorist is cold quitting her syndicated show in 2011, thus leaving a gaping void in human freakshow television in the mid-afternoons on weekdays. Obviously, the appearance by noted quitter Sarah Palin on her show earlier in the week had some sort of profound voodoo effect on Oprah. What will America ever do? |ABC|