Okay, one of two things must be at play here: 1) The University of Michigan has the biggest collection of chronic masturbators ever assembled on its campus (and here all along I thought that was Notre Dame!), or 2) Michigan has a hideously antiquated plumbing system in place. Either way, the University is cracking down on jerking off, which would seriously piss me off if I were a student there. After all, if I were paying $20,000 a year or whatever it costs to attend UM, I’d expect to not be forced to masturbate into a sock all the time. |Top Cultured via Lisanti Quarterly|