Swine Flu Hand Gel Starts Drunken Prison Brawl

An alcohol-based hand sanitizer intended to fight against Swine Flu has been banned from a British prison after inmates began scarfing it down and started a drunken brawl. Inmates at the Verne Prison on Isle of Portland, Dorset have reportedly “been placing their mouths over the dispensers and consuming it” and according to one prison official, “There was a fight after one of the prisoners got violent after drinking the gel,” leading to the disarmament of the prison’s viral defense. |Telegraph|