There were no viral-inducing anal stunts at the 13th annual Webby Awards, but it spawned at least one worthy outcome: a 5-word acceptance speech format that put Twitter’s 140 character limit to shame. Despite the short span of time, winners like the Victoria’s Secret models still managed to sound as smart as handballs. Other quips by Jimmy Fallon and Sarah Silverman were funnier while Arianna Huffington was busy marketing, â€œI didn’t kill newspapers, okay?â€ More clips after the jump or watch all of them here.
â€œThank God Conan got promoted.” Jimmy Fallon, Person of Year
â€œ”Holocaust… did it happen? Yes.â€ Sarah Silverman, Best Actress
â€œVictoriaâ€™s Secret: sexy lingerie. Yeah.â€ Victoria’s Secret models Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio, Best Fashion Site