Oh my fucking God, how embarrassing. Jackie, you best get on board with Rush Hour 4 today. The great stuntman turned bad actor has signed a two-spot advertising contract with Moscow software security firm Kaspersky Lab. This is the first Chinese commercial, co-starring slightly better actor Eugene Kaspersky, the firm’s co-founder. Kaspersky invites Chan to visit a dangerous place called “Cyberworld.” Chan agrees, and…rides into a laptop wearing a Kaspersky-branded helmet while astride a fucking Kaspesky-branded Segway. Once inside, Chan is confronted by cheesy graphics that look about 1995, emerges unharmed, and delivers his forced, wooden endorsement. Hope you got paid better than I think you did, Jackie. Jump for the cyber-shame.
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The CyberDeath Of Jackie Chan’s Career
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We all have bills.
I agree, we all have bills. It does not tarnish his career at all. Who are you to talk like that? Don't you also have a job? People who think Jackie Chan sells out because of this better look at their own job and decide if they are not whoring for the system or what.
I liked it. Some creativity is always well apreciated.
I think that Jackie should have checked into the company and would have found out how horseshit their product and customer service is. I loaded Kaspersky on my laptop and had nothing but problems. I spoke to someone and followed up with an email. Two week later I still had not heard from them and went and bought another manufactures product. A week later I received an email saying they were ready to help me, I replied that I could not wait that long to address an issue on my work laptop and I never received another email or contact from them. Not even a sorry.
So, if Jackie Chan has a problem then it is associating his name with a crap product which could be the same as selling out for the almighty dollar or yen in his case.
Fuck you all.. Jackie the shit
this actually have win potential…. hmmm… if only the people making this have a better sense of humor.