shark_sea_shepherd Are one of those elitist landlubber foodies who enjoys the expensive delicacy shark-fin soup? Well first off, you will NEVER fuck Jessica Alba. And secondly, you’re an accessory to the systematic killing of tens of millions of endangered 400 million-year-old predators every year. And those sharks are waiting to eat you in heaven. To help raise awareness of the brutal shark-fishing practice known as “finning,” the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society just released a video that puts you in the dead shark’s skin. The militant Sea Shepherds make Greenpeace look like guppies vis-á-vis ocean preservation. Jump for the bloody spot which I found to be pretty damn funny.

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