Well here we are day one ABB (After Balloon Boy), and America’s innocence continues to circle the drain as Falcon Heene’s parents push he and his siblings further and further into the media spotlight. This morning the Hennes appeared on just about every morning news show known to man, causing Falcon to puke on live TV — TWICE — which in turn made me just want to cry for the poor kid.
Seriously, can someone from Child Protective Services in Colorado get their asses to the Heene home stat and investigate what the hell is going on over there? Both videos embedded below are just heartbreaking. MAKE. IT. STOP.