081209HAM407 An animal trainer was mauled by tigers during what has to be the most ironically named event considering the circumstances. The man reportedly “lost control” of the five Bengali tigers while performing a “dinner circus” at a zoo in Hamburg, whereby patrons sit around and eat a four course meal while animals are forced to do stupid pet tricks for their amusement. Unfortunately for the guests—unless they’re hardcore Faces of Death fans—the attack began just as they were starting dinner reports Spiegel. Oh and as far the man, he made it out alive, although he lost part of his hands and sustained a few bites into his skull and upper body. |Spiegel|