Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck | The Onion - America's Finest News Source_1257266524851

Have you ever read a story about some sweet, talented young person losing their life to a coyote mauling or something equally horrific and wondered to yourself, “Why couldn’t that have been ‘fat, dumb Mormon fuckface’ Glenn Beck instead?” Yeah, well, ME TOO! And, as is their proclivity, The Onion has their finger firmly on America’s pulse and produced this hilarious “news” piece that taps into that “Glenn Beck so deserves to die a grizzly death” vein that so many of us secretly feel.


Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Side note: There’s a great article about The Onion‘s editorial process in today’s New York Times.