Victoria Beckham Is Camera-Ready For American/Ethiopian Idol

picture-191Oh Posh. So poised. So lavender. So incredibly frail.

Victoria Beckham is thrilled to be taking on the professional coddling role on “American Idol,” vacated by Paula Abdul, but she should feel a bit wary, too. The day-to-day stress of shattering people’s hopes and dreams takes a toll. And for a 65-pound woman, it’s incredibly dangerous. Simon Fuller and Co. should hire a personal assistant to feed her pieces of Lava bars in between contestants to make sure she doesn’t pass out on-air each week. They’ve already suffered through that for so long. |Daily Mail|