Oh Posh. So poised. So lavender. So incredibly frail.
Victoria Beckham is thrilled to be taking on the professional coddling role on “American Idol,” vacated by Paula Abdul, but she should feel a bit wary, too. The day-to-day stress of shattering people’s hopes and dreams takes a toll. And for a 65-pound woman, it’s incredibly dangerous. Simon Fuller and Co. should hire a personal assistant to feed her pieces of Lava bars in between contestants to make sure she doesn’t pass out on-air each week. They’ve already suffered through that for so long. |Daily Mail|