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Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

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Does that fashion rule about matching your belt with your shoes also apply to fingernails and menstruating vaginas?

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I have no idea what a “nigka” is, but it appears as though their cravings for cunnilingus are often ill-timed.

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Perfect. Just perfect. Sometimes the menstruating women at an Ani Difranco concert jokes just write themselves.

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Is there some sort of correlation between doing one’s mother’s hair and getting your period? Because Kara Walker sure does segue into dread rather pointedly here, no?

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And I really wish Carol Kotrlik would stop tweeting during our lovemaking sessions!