Who’s Having Their Period Today?


Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.


Somewhere out in middle America, a young man who goes by the name of GalenTyrol69 in Battlestar Gallactica chatrooms is packing a fresh box of Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy condoms carefully away inside the hidden compartment of his suitcase in anticipation of flying to San Francisco to finally meet up with his cyber-girlfriend of 6 months, Eilonnwy, at Dragon*Con. Little does he know that Eilonnwy’s ladybits, hitherto nicknamed Sheba’s Fun House in his mind during the thrice daily masturbatory sessions GalenTyrol69’s been indulging in leading up to the big event, will soon introduce themselves to him as Cockblockus Maximus, as they are about to crush all of his carnal dreams.


The Intimate Stranger fantasizes openly about killing the help when she’s on her period.


And men who sleep with VH1 reality star Jazmin Waterz don’t have to worry about applying Astroglide when she’s in the Menstrual Zone.