Twitter gives the world access to peopleâ€™s most mundane details and itâ€™s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, theyâ€™re on the rag. Here are todayâ€™s brave, bloated over-sharers.
Maybe this sheds some light on why some women are so cranky during menstruation: they’re so weirded out by their bloody nether regions that they foolishly abstain from self-love. Last time I checked, the clit doesn’t bleed. Just sayin’.
Despite being laced with apparent hormone triggers, the only way Sherlock Holmes could suck harder would be if Guy Ritchie had included a plot line where Madonna was stuck on a deserted tropical island. Consider yourself warned.
This proves my lifelong theory that even girls who call themselves “MizzHotBlaze” on Twitter enjoy a good cuddle every now and again.
Lemme guess…a beaver?!?!