Hipster Grifter’s Employment Prompts Concern From Reader

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Shockingly, not everyone is happy about ANIMAL’s decision to bring Kari Ferrell into the fold, and a concerned reader wrote in to let us know how much she’s going to destroy everything and bankrupt the company. Worry not dear reader, all the company’s money is stowed away in a shoe box and protected by a beardless security guard, we’re safe…for now.


2 Responses to “Hipster Grifter’s Employment Prompts Concern From Reader”

  1. dough

    That's too funny, like Animal has any money!

  2. russ

    newly launched daily column goes on two day hiatus – editor in chief called upon to cover asses.

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