Although the TSA’s faulty surveillance cameras didn’t capture any footage of the mysterious horny Asian man who sneaked ducked past an unmanned checkpoint at Newark airport so he could escort his lady friend to her gate, causing mass chaos, Continental Airlines’ did.

Senator Frank Lautenberg of the not so great state of New Jersey, demanded the tape be released. Watch how easily the nation’s security apparatus comes crumbling down, with full system failure a little after the 1 minute mark.