When the city isn’t busy taking in discarded chihuahuas from California, the NYPD is fishing them out of the East River. The harbor patrol spotted this suicidal canine as it ran down a Brooklyn pier and jumped into the icy-cold waters on New Year’s Eve reports 1010Wins.

An officer was able to save the dog and it only suffered a few scrapes and bruises. They’re currently looking for its owner, but if no one comes forward, it will be placed in a “no-kill shelter,” which is probably the same thing they told Oreo. Good luck little dog. |1010Wins|