Jay Leno Has a Friend in Andrea Peyser

New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser, the paper’s resident sex-obsessed menopausal shrew, hates just about everything. Particularly, she hates people who have sex out of wedlock. Hell, she hates people having sex period. But there is one thing that she loves: Jay Leno. Read more »

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A ‘Forest Hills State of Mind’

You’ve heard the original countless times, but here’s the official parody of “Empire State of Mind” by comedian Billy Eichner, featuring the wonderfully strange Rachel Dratch as Alicia Keys for a more local and Judaistic version: “Forest Hills State of Mind.”

New Yorkers Find Solace In Pet Death Industry

Unlike Long Island, where all you need is a backyard and a shovel, disposing of dead pets with dignity can prove a little more difficult for most NYC residents. There’s always cremation or cemeteries like Hartsdale, where Mariah Carey’s cat Clarence eternally rests in peace, but that could get costly. Read more »

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Happy Martin Luther King Day

Today is, as you’re probably aware, the national holiday honoring Dr. Martin Luther King. Over the course of the day you may see clips of Dr. King’s famous “I Have a Dream” speech, as it’s the iconic moment most people associate him with. But in 1961, a 31-year-old Dr. King sat down for an interview on NBC’s Meet the Press, and watching it today is fascinating in a number of ways. Read more »

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Ricky Gervais Roasts Mel Gibson at the Golden Globes

Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? Of course you didn’t! The Golden Globes are a disgusting display of Hollywood autofellatio that Al Qaeda could use in recruitment videos to drum up hatred for Americans. With that said, last night’s Globes did contain one genuinely hilarious moment. Read more »

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Christian Rapper Goes At J-Hova

The whole Jay-Z is a Lucifer-loving Freemason and an agent of the Illuminati meme continues to proliferate and now there’s even a diss track…by a pissed off Christian rapper! Listen as dude calls out Hov for his alleged satanic swagger and fondness for sprinkling occult symbols throughout his videos. |WSHH|

Timberland (Kind of) Cares About Haiti

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The majority of fundraising for relief efforts in Haiti is being done online and via texting, but Timberland has launched its own ambitious plan to help raise money for the ravaged island nation: sell lots of boots. The company will donate TWO WHOLE DOLLARS to Wyclef’s slightly mismanaged foundation for every pair of Yéle boots sold, most of which retail for well over $100.

Parting Shot: Blazing

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Capturing the perfect shot of an annular solar eclipse is by no means an easy task, but this photographer pulled it off.

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Help Yourself and the People of Haiti: Buy Artwork

If you’re worried that Wyclef is going to mismanage your donation, but still want to help with the earthquake relief efforts in Haiti, consider this Dalek poster via the Poster Cause Project. The full color artwork measures 6×11 inches and is selling for $15. All of the profits will be donated to Doctors Without Borders, an international organization made up of medical professionals who are on the ground and actively treating people in Port-au-Prince. |Poster Cause Project|

So just how much did Bloomberg spend to become the Emperor of NYC? This much: $108,371,685.01. |NYDN|