Banksy Places Osama Just Outside Salt Lake City

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Moving away from the streets of Park City and Salt Lake City, a new piece by Banksy featuring America’s favorite terrorist popped up in the very natural surroundings of City Creek—for the record, Mormons gotta chill with using “City” in every location name. Also, good luck trying to cut this one out and sell it. Far away shot below. Read more »

Parting Shot: Success Is Not An Option

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Poor President “Obana,” he can’t even catch a break from vandals.

Photo: el stranger

Tom Sanford Is Seeing Stars

Artist Tom Sanford demonstrates the high art of tabloid gossip for his latest series of relatively small paintings depicting the media-frenzied likes of Tiger Woods, Susan Boyle, and the White House crashing Salahis. The work will featured as part of group show at Claire Oliver Fine Art opening this week.

The Antidote, Jan 28th – Mar 6th, 2010 Claire Oliver Fine Art, 513 West 26th Street, NYC

Russia, Where the Stray Dogs Ride the Subway

Wow. The Financial Times has a ridiculously interesting article in today’s edition about the stray dog epidemic in Russia. Did you know that an estimated 35,000 strays roam the streets of Moscow? Yeah, neither did I! But wait, that’s not the interesting part. These strays are actually pretty damn smart and revered by locals. Hell, they even wander around in the city’s subway system. Read more »

Master P Calls Out Lil Wayne for Betraying New Orleans

As you may have heard, the New Orleans Saints, yes, THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, defeated the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship game last night to advance to the Super Bowl against the Indianapolis Colts. You may have also heard that Lil Wayne, a New Orleans native, pissed off a lot of the locals last week when he announced that he’d be pulling for the Vikings in last night’s game, because he likes the way Brett Favre’s ass looks in a pair of Wrangler jeans or something. Now Weezy’s been stone cold called out by another hip-hop icon who’s also a New Orleans native. Read more »

Weird Shit That Happens In the Womb

While mourning the loss of Jersey Shore, this little gem was presented to me. It got me thinking about the womb; how mine is currently vacant, and how even government subsidization can’t rock my boat. However, I found a few things that make me a little less apprehensive about getting knocked up. Read more »

Your TSA Hard At Work

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To be fair, this TSA worker at La Guardia Airport could have been on break, but taking a nap at the same gate where your blue-shirted colleagues are about to execute a secondary screening on passengers is not a good look, especially considering the recent string of follies beleaguering the federal agency. Update: According to an inside source she is in the process of being terminated.

Photo: Bucky Turco/ANIMALnewyork

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Banksy’s Sundance Statement

On Sunday night, Banksy’s “Exit Through the Gift Shop” premiered at Sundance. Of course he wasn’t there, but one of the organizers of the film festival did read a statement from the wealthy stenciler before the documentary began.

Rumor: John Edwards Has A Sex Tape, Monster Dong

For some time now, rumors have swirled that John Edwards made a sex tape with Rielle Hunter (Seriously, and this guy was almost our vice-president?!?!), the 80s coke whore he knocked up. Now Gawker has apparently confirmed its existence, and according to those who’ve seen it, the folksy charlatan from North Carolina is, ugh, gifted. Read more »

Let the Grifting Begin!

I, Kari Ferrell, am now writing for ANIMAL. I have no idea what this daily column is going to be about. I have many ideas—who I’d like to have sex with, but shouldn’t; an enlightening piece on various deli meats; daily haikus; what I’d like to steal—but am not sure which one I’m going to go with. So for now, you get the Korean Abdul-Jabbar clusterfuck. Read more »