Jacques Shows Off Sexy New ‘Sports’ Issue
Here’s a little peep at the upcoming issue of erotic art glossy Jacques that leaked earlier this week. Moving on from Russ Meyer-esque smoking redheads, strippers and courtesans (all NSFW, duh) in the last issue (we liked it), Jacques brings you: sports! So far there’s only a bit of a teeny thrill for tennis racquetball squash ball-and-racket sport fetishists, but we’ll see how they manage to turn a sporty porn genre into classy eye candy this time.
by Marina Galperina on February 25, 2010 at 2:20 pm
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would've liked her better playing racquetball
Hi, Marina, that's actually squash that she's playing, which sounds like it would be much more drrrty fun than tennis. Of course, I would be willing to use a paddle racquet on her, too (if she begged nicely).
Alright alright people! I fixed it. Does it really matter?
Looks like the badminton fetishists are gonna get a thrill.
No worries, Marina. Just pointing out that saying the word "squash" slowly and drawing it out makes my tongue feel all lush and fulfilled, whereas "tennis" jsut sounds awful uptight.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess. (Haha, I see what I did there.)
/just
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