Not Everyone Is Happy About Epic Beard Man Beat Down

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Here is Ana Kasparian from The Young Turks lashing out against the Epic Beard Man and America’s response to him. She’s also likely to be 4chan’s latest victim. Part II below. UPDATE: Video that should be very unpopular added: guy argues Epic Beard Man was at fault.

Not sure which video or reality this guy is referring to, but here it goes:


16 Responses to “Not Everyone Is Happy About Epic Beard Man Beat Down”

  1. That Ana bitch needs to shut the fuck up. Her only argument is "he is a fucking psychopath!" Wow such eloquence and great use of facts to be persuasive. What the fuck is her problem? Daddy issues?

  2. Ombarkai

    Hey Bucky.

    I agree with you that EBM is not a victim by any means, but to me it appears as if the young guy does turn the confrontation from a verbal one to a physical one- it looks as if he pushes or smacks EBM's face while recession Santa is sitting down.

    Also, although we can all agree that EBM is psychotic, I feel as if his fit, following the punches, showed signs of remorse. For example, one can hear him saying "he hit me first."

    Now, its possible that it only appears as if the young guy hits him first and that he says "he hit me first" out of fearing law enforcement repercussions, but for some reason, I am convinced that he really did get upset by the altercation, and in his own crazy little world, was trying to deal with his emotions by walking in circles in the street and yelling.

  3. J.F. KAY

    Props to Ana for realizing that taking the loser side of the argument would get her noticed. She gots the media savvy for sure.

  4. fried2styles

    yup, that is one stupid bitch.

  5. Charles Feney

    The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.

    In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom

    From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam

    Tried to get rid of his blues

    By shining his Stacy Adam's shoes

    To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.

    When he got on the AC transit Bus

    He encountered a racially toned fuss

    Because a thug named Tyrone

    Tried to pick at Tom's bone

    When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.

    Tyrone acted like his shit wasn't stinky

    But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky

    Though Tom's conclusion was foregone

    That it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

    One of the hecklers yelled out "Say it again Pinky!"

    Tom declared that he was 67 years old

    That's when the thug decided to get gangster bold.

    One of the women with no class

    Yelled out "Beat his white ass"

    Now here's where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!

    Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless

    That's when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.

    When Tyrone's right hook came around

    He got his ass beat to the ground

    By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!

    Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right

    It was a beat down instead of a fight!

    Then Beard man got his shoes shined

    By inserting them up Tyrone's behind

    Then he decided to call it a night.

    Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps

    To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.

    The videographer who was freakin'

    Cried aloud "Ohh He Leakin'!"

    As Tyrone yelled out "Get da' Amber lamps!"

    Here's a tip for any thuggish city sucker

    Epic Beard Man can make y'alls ass pucker!

    You'll be cryin' and moanin'

    If you pick on a big bearded Roman

    Who's shirt declares "I AM a Motherfucker!"

    ————————————————

    Charles Ulysses Feney

    Livingston, Montana

  6. Prince of Persia

    EBM's gonna slap the shit out of Ana Kasparian.

  7. good read ;)

  8. I am reading your articles whenever I have free time

  9. reality CHECK

    Is that Blossom?

  10. Good post. Thanks for sharing…

  11. Bugsy

    I love you Amber Lamps! :) )

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