Hey it’s called MENstruation, right? Previously, in an all-male creative team created ad for Panadol via Singapore, the funny ha-ha visual featured the product being delivered to a holed-up raging PMS-ing woman via police robot. This time, the pre-menstrual lady has mutated into an apparent Mexican wrestler. Oh boy. Read more »
The Biggest Statement Tiger Woods Made Today Wasn’t Communicated Through His Speech

Well Tiger’s robotic, painfully stiff and exceedingly rehearsed “presser” just ended. Did you notice how Tiger made sure to stare directly into the camera when he uttered the words “I’m sorry?” Oh, and how he patted his heart and stared into the camera when he said something else? Media Training! But the biggest message conveyed by Tiger today wasn’t something he said. Rather, when the center camera went out and the press feed had to switch to a side camera, the world got a clear look at Tiger’s left hand, which was devoid of a ring on his ring finger. Cue the reckless speculation now!
Transport for London Continues Their Historical Priggishness, Censors Mock Graffiti

Massive Attack’s album cover art joins a Gay Times ‘freedom’ advert and a 16th century painting of Venus as the newest poster deemed inappropriate for public visual consumption by the Transport for London. While the latter two were just too sexy/gay, the latest offender is too much graffiti-like, hence banned to tidy it up for the droll Tube ride. Read more »
In less than an hour, Tiger Woods will step up to a podium and say something. What he’ll say exactly in anyone’s guess, but it’s being carried live by all three major networks, all the cable news networks, ESPN and Lifetime (Kidding!). Is anyone else wondering what’s going through the Flapjack Floozy’s mind this morning? Anyway, you can watch the whole thing live right here. Read more »
Larry Silverstein, the real estate tycoon who leased the WTC site from the Port Authority and personally stands to gain the most from the country’s worst ever terrorist attack, said the lack of progress at Ground Zero is a “national disgrace,” which is true, but so is he. See what else the controversial figure has to say when he appears in an interview on “60 Minutes” this Sunday and discusses some of the setbacks he’s been facing. |CBS|
Remember a couple of weeks ago when all sorts of rumors were flying about a salacious expose that the New York Times was working on about Gov. David Paterson. Are he and his wife swingers? Is he a drug addict? Is there a lovechild with a mistress? Well, not that these things all couldn’t be true, but the “bombshell” dropped last night and it essentially boils down to this: David Paterson doesn’t give a fuck. Read more »
Based On Official U.S. Definitions of Terrorism, Joseph Andrew Stack Is A Terrorist
What a strange country we live in. It may be the only place where a suicidal pilot with political grievances, who specifically targeted federal offices and civilians, can slam an airplane into a building—like al-Qaeda did in NYC—and still not be labeled a terrorist. Now, to be fair, Joseph Andrew Stack doesn’t have some sort of exotic-sounding name and isn’t Arabic or African, so he must not satisfy the current political criteria, but if you go by the book, there’s no doubt about it, lone wolf or not. Read more »
A spokesman for the Alameda County Sheriff confirmed to the Oakland Tribune that street justice dispenser and internet meme Thomas Bruso aka Epic Beard Man was taken to a mental hospital to be evaluated after the now infamous bus beating. In related news, a gentleman who claims to be in contact with Vietnam Tom, says the brawler won’t be getting in any trouble regardless: Read more »
Researchers presented a report on medical weed to the California State legislature on Wednesday and guess what? That’s right, once again, science is proving that cannabis does have medicinal benefits for patients and can help treat a range of ailments. The findings were part of an $8.7 million study that is consistent with past research and Peter Tosh’s lyrics from 1979.
Parting Shot: Dumbed-Down

If you prefer a simpler, image-based explanation of either Joseph Andrew Stack or Andrew Joseph Stack’s suicidal plane crash here you go.
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