Good luck trying to figure this one out. Popagandist Ron English takes a turn for the surreal in his latest, website-promoting short: “How to explain the art world to a dead hare.”
Graffiti writers bombed the outside of the Art Institute of Chicago, leaving a trail of aerosol carnage over 50 feet long on exterior of the Modern Wing. Workers did their best to remove the paint on Monday. A spokesman for the museum said the entire incident was caught on tape and it took them about 20-30 minutes. Read more »
Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ most popular jump off, said she can’t be in Howard Stern’s beauty pageant featuring the golfer’s mistresses because of legal reasons, but TMZ says her friends have suggested a cardboard cutout as a stand-in. Considering the company, what would be the difference really?
A $250,000 video art display is slowly creeping up at Los Angeles International Airport. 17 artists from all over the States are participating. Hopefuly, they won’t all make silly looking screensavers.
Driving down the road, a friend and I came across one of those ”runaway truck ramp” signs, and seeing as that particular sign pointed to a flat plateau that eventually turned into a large wall of rocky terrain, I’m not quite sure where the life-saving measures are in that, or why it was (seemingly) haphazardly placed there. I guess what I’m getting at is, what had to happen for that sign to be placed there? How many accidents or disasters have to occur for people to take notice? Why do trucks feel like the have to run away in the first place? Man, parents just don’t understand. Read more »
Have you heard of K2? It’s a herb that supposedly mimics the effects of weed except it can be mail ordered, tastes gross, and in actuality is nothing like smoking real bong hits. Anyhow, it’s now illegal as the vigilant citizens of Pettis County, Missouri, have banned the “sale, possession or use of K2,” according to the Sedalia Democrat. It was reportedly turning young people into fake pot-craving junkies, but no more! Hmm, wonder what they’ll turn to next?
Getty-Hulton deals in vintage, in case you need a hussy lassie humping a Moskvich car to advertise your brand of whatever. Over the years, Getty-Hulton archivist Mathew Buston has gotten his share of ludicrous image requests. Yes, more ludicrous than Russian cars. Read more »
After announcing the opening of an office in Brussels to lobby against religion creeping into the European Union’s institutions, French Freemasons are making news again, albeit less controversial: their newly renovated museum with a dramatically scored website is open for business. The Grand Orident de France, the country’s oldest Masonic order, has put about 10,000 mysterious objects on display dating from the early 1700s that Dan Brown can now fictionalize well into the next decade.
“Neo-conceptionalist” Theo Sims boozes up Olypmics town with an art instillation replica of a Belfast pub inside a 12-by-20-foot plywood box. To make Vancouver’s Candahar “realistic,” Sims imported a pair of “Irish publican” brothers, complete with fedoras, thick sweaters and even thicker Ulster accents: awkward or awesome? Read more »
You’ve all heard Epic Beard Man’s version of events, but how about the other dude? Here’s the 50-year-old man identified as Michael lucidly discussing the incident. It’s amazing what some media attention and sobriety can accomplish, cause unlike that tough-talking guy on the bus, this gentleman has his shit relatively together.


































