YouTube Responds To Epic Beard Man Beat Down Video
So it’s official, the bus beat down video starring a brawler affectionately billed as the Epic Beard Man has become a certifiable meme that has spawned websites, products, a Facebook fan page, and of course, YouTube responses. Take a firsthand look at how America is reacting. UPDATE: He speaks!
There’s really no taking sides on this one and black people are more than happy to accurately explain what took place!
Whenever white people try and do a black voice they sound terrible, but that doesn’t stop this kid.
This guy tries and uses demographics to explain the incident.
Another black guy is happy to discuss the non-racial ass kicking that took place in the video.
This guy is a little scary and is more interested in pointing out the racial aspects of the battle.
Here’s a translation for goombas.
Again, just explain what happened and stop with your so-called black speak.
If you can ignore the silly headgear, he also does a good job summing up the beating.
An ironic take, asking the internet to leave the mouthy videographer, Iyanna, who helped instigate the fight alone.
This young gentleman is upset that the black guy couldn’t back all his tough talk up and thinks it reflects badly on African Americans as a whole.
Editor-in-Chief:
I'll wait for the infomercial.
EBM is a Real American Hero. Yo Joe!
looks like EBM is going super viral
check out http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com
haha funny!
Where's the discussion group about the apathetic purple girl?
@PrinceofPersia: Agreed. Blissful iPod Girl needs to be investigated!
Check out the remix: http://amberlampsremix.ytmnd.com/
"Bring amber lamps. Bring amber lamps. No. No. Bring it. Bring It. Bring amber lamps. Bring it. No. Bring it. No."
She pushes the concept of "demure" to unimagined levels.
Mortal Kombat is the funniest remix of EBM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08
I feel bad he forgot his eco-friendly bag o'stuff behind when he broke north.
I love how Amber Lamps is a celebrity now. And the guy at the bottom with the hoodie is hellafunny.
I SEE VIDEO RESPONSES LIKE THIS AND I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
I SEE VIDEO RESPONSES LIKE THIS AND I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
I SEE VIDEO RESPONSES LIKE THAT BLONDE BItCH AND I THROAT FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF EM
That blond girl's cute with that Southern accent and all.
that coon in the top vid looks like a zoo gorilla
The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.
In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom
From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam
Tried to get rid of his blues
By shining his Stacy Adam's shoes
To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.
When he got on the AC transit Bus
He encountered a racially toned fuss
Because a thug named Tyrone
Tried to pick at Tom's bone
When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.
Tyrone acted like his shit wasn't stinky
But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky
Though Tom's conclusion was foregone
That it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
One of the hecklers yelled out "Say it again Pinky!"
Tom declared that he was 67 years old
That's when the thug decided to get gangster bold.
One of the women with no class
Yelled out "Beat his white ass"
Now here's where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!
Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless
That's when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.
When Tyrone's right hook came around
He got his ass beat to the ground
By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!
Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right
It was a beat down instead of a fight!
Then Beard man got his shoes shined
By inserting them up Tyrone's behind
Then he decided to call it a night.
Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps
To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.
The videographer who was freakin'
Cried aloud "Ohh He Leakin'!"
As Tyrone yelled out "Get da' Amber lamps!"
Here's a tip for any thuggish city sucker
Epic Beard Man can make y'alls ass pucker!
You'll be cryin' and moanin'
If you pick on a big bearded Roman
Who's shirt declares "I AM a Motherfucker!"
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Charles Ulysses Feney
Livingston, Montana
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