This masterpiece was posted yesterday by cindymomof6 on YouTube – her “son” Jaydon’s school play version of Scarface complete with popcorn coke mounds, “mother fudgers” and six-year-olds with plastic machine guns. In less than 24 hours, TMZ has revealed it to be a viral stunt on behalf of “Poker Face” video director Marc Klasfeld and Rockhard Films. Aw!

Too bad. It’s hilarious. Blondie has just been out-acted. And look at the itsy bitsy “I’m getting killed by auto fire” jig Lil Tony does before falling face down into a kiddie pool! Aaaaw! More Babyface please!

Yeah, I probably shouldn’t spawn any time soon. Ever.