God of the Old Testament Punishes Jersey Shore Cast for Partying With the Chosen People
This past weekend, partygoers were ushered out of a fancy Jewish event at Sony Plaza after falling ice shattered glass tiles on the roof, sending shards raining down on the crowd. A total of 15 people were hurt, but only 8 sought medical attention at New York-Presbyterian Hospital.
Among the survivors were Jersey Shore cast members Snooki and Vinny, both of whom made it out alive, prompting the smarter one of the bunch to offer a theological explanation for the mishap via Twitter:
by Bucky Turco on March 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
A MORE IMPORTANT question is in order here; Snickers….are you a double-secret Jew?
Why were you celebrating Purim? Is this something that will come out next season? This could be the ultimate game-changer. JEW-WOWWWW!
There are Jewish guidos out there – I have even known 1 Irish guido. True story…
The correct term for a Jewish Guido is Jewgene. See/hear: Ronnie 'The Limo Driver' Mund, from the Howard Stern Show, for the full, albeit short, embodiment of what it means to be a Jewgene – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFoNWtnWnpc