Poll: Obama Is A Secret Muslim and the Arch Enemy of Jesus

antiChrist_lede According to a new poll cited by the Daily Beast, President Obama is not only a secret Muslim socialist, but also the mythical enemy of God and all of mankind with 24% of Republicans agreeing that he “may be the Antichrist.” More fun numbers from the latest Harris poll below:

57% of Republicans (32 percent overall) believe that Obama is a Muslim.
45% of Republicans (25 percent overall) agree with the Birthers in their belief that Obama was “not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be president.”
38% of Republicans (20 percent overall) say that Obama is “doing many of the things that Hitler did.”

Scarily, this poll was conducted at the height of the health care debate. Can you imagine how they’re feeling now that it passed?


4 Responses to “Poll: Obama Is A Secret Muslim and the Arch Enemy of Jesus”

  1. Lucky Buck

    All of the above – and, this man just passed the biggest tax increase in American History, right under everyone's noses, under the "Healthcare Reform" guise. 2 years from now, you'll all see!

    IF YOU RE-ELECT OBAMA IN 2012 THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN.

    DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

  2. Apathesis

    NO I JUST HATE YOU LUCKY BUCK.

    think, "words that ryhme with buck" for my real feelings.

    can you even read?

  3. ZOMG!

    Hey, remember when Bush was president and all the liberals called him a Nazi and compared him to Hitler and then all the conservatives kept shrieking that it's un-American to call the president a Nazi? Same thing.

    Lucky Buck, you're un-American. If you hate America so much, why don't you just leave?

  4. prof.Fritz

    …And Jesus road a dinosaur. I am going to take a wild guess and say lucky buck is middle class, white person.

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