Samantha Bee Offers Well Endowed Man A Helping Hand
Remember Jonah Falcon? He’s the 39-year-old, unemployed New Yorker with a massive penis who can’t seem to find any work—no, porn is not an option. Well last night, the Daily Show’s Samantha Bee lobbied on his behalf and if you found yourself lacking sympathy after the first time hearing about his problems, wait till you watch this next clip.
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by Bucky Turco on March 3, 2010 at 3:54 pm
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I remember doing an impromptu photo shoot with this guy in the old Siberia bar when is was in the train station, and peoples reaction to his pants. He definitely is not shy with bragging about it.
I'd be remiss to not give Richard's partner-in-crime, Sal "the Stockbroker" Governale, some credit for some of this as well.
…"you're on the shit-list." hahahahahahahaha.
HA! I just saw this; and find this especially funny because he’s been a frequent target of Howard Stern prankster, Richard Christy – one funny motherfucker. A few years back, this big dicked cat had a NYC public access show, where he talked a lot about the Yankees, and the Stern crew would have a ball calling in to his show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLT5gHe8pY&feature=related
SO funny.
What is wrong with you?.. You're supporting a phoney. Jonah Falcon does NOT have ANYWHERE NEAR 13.5 inches, and he's a total LIAR, and yes, he DOES use a pump. In all those limp pics of his all over the net (they're ALL limp, lol!) HE already IS full length, and does not get any longer. He's just another lame lying homo that always pumps his dick right before any pictures are taken, and is a complete shower, NOT a grower. It's just a plain huge dick like Peter Norths…that's just been PUMPED, that's ALL, except it doesnt get any longer when hard (did I say.."hard"? lol again!). And this loser has a limp, impotent, small headed dick anyways (awwww). Have you EVER seen a pic of it HARD…and longer than in all those pics of his??…NO, you havent. Have you ever seen him SIMPLY grab that small penishead of his and SIMPLY pull it out to it's full length like ANY man can do to show how long it can get??…once again, NO, you havent!…..
….grow a brain you sucked in people! This pathetic, weird faced, money taking, wet noodle dicked homo Jonah Falcon is a TOTAL phoney, and is making morons out of all of you that post his pics and talk about him and PROMOTE him the way he wants to be talked about. In Rolling Stone??….radio shows??…websites??…television documentaries??…his personal postings in countless website forums?? …and don't forget his famous lines.."I don't use a pump" (now watch this limp loser race to get some professional phoney photoshop work done on his pics now to have them make it look longer) HAHAHA!….. and.."John Holmes was my Father" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a desperate and demented, weird faced loser!, OMG how pathetic you suckers are to believe anything he says!…that's almost half as pathetic as Jonah the lying limp loser is in the 1st place. Grow up all you stupid, gullable, liar-promoting perverts.
um… while i never beg, i must beg to differ… odd, he is… a liar, he's not. not only have i measured it myself, but i've slept with him many times in the past (about 8 years ago and back…) And while it can take him awhile because of the size, he does eventually get fully hard… its probably about 7" around which is nowhere near the reports you hear about it being as thick as a wine bottle, but its true its way thicker than most…. unless you've gotten him hard yourself (or, to your point, failed to be able to), I'm not sure why you feel you're such an authority on the intimate details of his penis… funny that you're the one throwing the word homo his way… seems the other way around… and on that i actually AM an authority… LOL
Only another pathetic homo like yourself, would be as much of a liar. Which you are.
uhmm, you spelled gullible wrong. just sayin.
I used to go to the same school as jonah and there was one thing about peoples reactions that stood out: asians generally didn’t care, white people also didn’t care too much but some did. However black guys were extremely oppinionated about him… Most thought he was god, but some black guys right out hated him and actually would sound like this atleasthalfabrain guy does…
I guess it was rage of the black myth bursting. Fact is that there are plenty of huge white dicks but they are not public because they don’t need to. We now and then get some, but only when the owner lacks a bit oif intelligence as is the case with for example holmes and also with jonah.. Who still does not want to do real porn.
The stupid lying fag won't do porn, even though he's been broke for how many years now? lol! Even though he craves allllll the attention all over the internet/TV/radio that he can get. So gee Jonah, what's your excuse now for not doing porn? And "proving" (ROTFL!) your so called size on camera? Why? Because you think porn is wrong? I guess just like you think being a fudgepacking perv is wrong too. LOL loser. And all you complete tards that believe him.
Did you ever work with a guy named Lance Laureys? He said he did some IT consulting with you a while back. Did you ever host on one of his servers? If you see him again, tell him I said hi.
Contrary to what he says here, I remember hearing him say he doesn't do porn because he can't perform on camera. I think it was in the 'World's Largest Penis' documentary.