The Runaways: Chaos Made Cuddly
As, while trying to buy a knish, I got nearly trampled by little kids near the Landmark Sunshine the other day, I’ll partially plug SXSW’s musical fluff The Runaways. Rules for teeny bopper success are as follows:
1) Cast Twilight’s Stoner-face Stewart
2) Omit Cherie Currie’s rape as motivation for the David Bowie haircut
3) Don’t stress Kim Fowley sexing up in front of the kiddie rockstars
4) No groping, girls!
And so, Dakotah Fanning climbs out of childhood stardom to teenage relevancy via precocious casting. By the way, internet: calling Fanning “the I Am Sam cutie” is super awkward. Stop.
by Marina Galperina on March 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
"As, while trying to buy a knish, I got nearly trampled by little kids near the Landmark Sunshine the other day, I’ll partially plug SXSW’s musical fluff The Runaways."
What the fuck kind of sentence is that?
he obviously doesn't know what the fuck hes talking about
or she . who cares