Arousing News at MoMA
Gossipy reports of a nude male performer getting aroused at MoMA provide enduring promo for Marina Abramović ‘s “The Artist is Present” exhibit, which wouldn’t really be shocking anyway. Performance art reenactors stand nude for hours facing each other, are brushed up against and occasionally fondled. A situation like this was bound to come up eventually. |Page Six|





























The male models would be wise to not show up to work with a loaded gun.. Even picturing your grandma on a Harley with Janet Reno in the sidecar eating earthworms doesn’t work sometimes.
Hey, DJ Mayonnaise Hands, are you writing Kari’s columns for her? Your imagery, rhythm, and composition style seem awfully familiar…
@ The Lone Scout.
That’s hilarious unfortunately my only ghost writing gigs I get these days are for Barely legal’s food critic.
Admittedly juvenille response from me above and all.. but in Kari’s defense we like her and she is the QB for team Mayonnaise Hands.