86 Days Later
After almost three months, BP says it has finally stopped the oil flood, prompting one of their vice presidents to get a little ahead of himself with this quote considering the 184 million or so gallons that have spewed since the incident: “I am very excited that there’s no oil in the Gulf of Mexico.” Evidently, they figured out how to get one of their caps to fit over the damn thing, but still need to permanently seal it before we all start celebrating. |NYT|
by Bucky Turco on July 15, 2010 at 6:28 pm
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DURR, WE JUST PUT A CAP ON IT, LOL U NO, LIEK A BASEBALL CAP LOL…Are you goons FUCKING KIDDING ME? BP "put a cap" on the well…Did they label it as "contents under pressure" as well? Just how fucking dumb do they think we are? I'll answer: they know we're REALLY fucking dumb. They put a cap on it. Hahahaha. Anyone who buys into this bullshit is an idiot.
Great read, Bob.
Oh yeah, they put a cap on it, all is good now… RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Like, really, why didn’t they “put a cap on it” in the very first week? Can you idiots not see that THE WHOLE POINT WAS TO CAUSE DAMAGE AND DESTRUCTION! Now you idiots will be BEGGING for carbon tax, cap and trade legislation, etc., that’s already been written in favor of BP.
Fuck, do the research yourself. Do you remember Clayton Williams? You know, the guy who ran for Texas senator and likened rape to bad weather? Yeah, well, he owns Clayton Williams Energy…his company is one among a few receiving taxpayer dollars to build new nuke plants with c02 capturing technology…look it up for yourself. The paperwork is there. Enron = GE Wind and various other “renewable energy” conglomerates. Fucking power the world on wind. Goddamn, you fools are retarded. “Manmade global warming” is a false concept designed to incite fear and discontent, making everyone feel fucking guilty for shit that’s not happening, all so they buy into their own slavery as it comes.
You’re all just so fucktarded its depressing. Yes, you.