Breaking: Obama Denies Knowledge of Snooki
Barack Obama taped an appearance on The View that aired today and while discussing meaningless fodder, was asked about Jersey Shore miniature and John McCain supporter, Snooki, to which he responded: “I gotta admit I don’t know who Snooki is.” Lies! Just a few months back he read a joke that included her name. Go ahead and try to explain that one Mr. President!
by Bucky Turco on July 29, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
It's because he's a terrorist. Duh.
I've always found the simplest explanation to be the best: the gravitational pull of JWow's implants created a rift in the space time continuum. Obama was transported back to a time before The Situation, befor Snooki and roiding gym teachers.
Can it be that we were oh so simple then? Has Lilo snorted up every single line?