It seems that animal cruelty is all the rage, with seemingly mild-mannered old ladies shoving cats in garbage bins, and now this. Just like with Mary Bale, 4chan is on the case.

After picking up the squealing pups and chucking them into the river, no one really knows what happened to the little ones. The idea of the girl and the cameraman fishing them out seems unlikely, so we can pretty much conclude that bitch is a puppy murderer.

Apparently the teen has been identified as one Katja Puschnik, and supposedly has an apology video. With skepticism raising its brow, if it is fake, you have to wonder who would take the time to fabricate a video for someone who heartlessly throws baby animals into a raging river. Though, you have to wonder what kind of person would toss them in the first place.

A question that keeps popping up is whether or not the video is authentic. Keep telling yourself it is doctored, for your own peace of mind, but everyone knows that this is legitimate. Maybe I’ll be forced to eat crow later on, though I highly doubt it. And besides, I’d be more worried about a 42 year old man piecing together fake footage in his parent’s basement, amidst haphazardly placed Dungeons and Dragons cards and mold-ridden Slurpee cups, turning into a mass murderer than a young girl playing shot put with a puppy.

It seems that PETA is offering a $2,000 reward for the capture of the girl. This means that each member of 4Chan may be entitled to .0002 cents, if they assist in her arrest.

Regardless of your stance on animal rights, I don’t think anyone can condone such behavior. Go stab a deer in the heart, eat your growth-hormone-addled cows, and ride a bull into the sunset; just don’t fuck with the cute animals.