Their snouts slathered in “tasty,” nontoxic paint and canvases all up in their faces, the animals of Oklahoma City Zoo smear it on. Not for VIPs anymore! The zoo is having an art show today to sell paint-dipped-snake slithers and metallic blue slobber stains from a rhino’s upper lip.

Unlike the Picasso Beluga whale, these are just pedestrian animal art school students. “They like it,” but they won’t necessary make a living out of it.