Those Queen’s Guard uniforms look painted on…oh they are! The woman on the left is former Lara Croft video game model Lucy Clarkson, whose chest measures 34DD, according to Wikipedia. Google Image search her if you want to see her breasts sans paint. Clarkson, along with PETA UK campaigners, appeared yesterday on Westminster Bridge to protest the Ministry of Defense’s refusal to switch to synthetic fur for the elite guards’ ceremonial hats. The signs refer to the recent national election which saw David Cameron take over as Prime Minister. Previously, PETA plastered a badly Photoshopped image of a guard wearing a decapitated bear head on the sides of London buses.