koons_assistant For those who are actually interested in becoming Jeff Koons’ studio elf, here’s what fun to expect: a meticulous tedium of organizing and labeling things like “extra hippos + dog pools,” adoringly tiding-up aluminum, and “painstakingly applying dots” to stuff, months on end, with Koons on flaw-watch from across the room. OCD peeps, holla? |ArtInfo|