Answers In Genesis, the official blog behind Kentucky’s $150 million creationist theme park The Ark Encounter has confirmed: unicorns and dinosaurs are a go. Who knew believing in the Bible literally is this fun?

The blog would like to point out that they’re called  “dragons of the land” created on Day Six, not be confused with dinosaurs.

And as for unicorns:

The biblical unicorn was a real animal, not an imaginary creature… The absence of a unicorn in the modern world should not cause us to doubt its past existence… To think of the biblical unicorn as a fantasy animal is to demean God’s Word, which is true in every detail.

And so, there goes $40 million in Kentucky governor-approved tax breaks. Think upon that next time public funding of an art institution is threatened over a few seconds of “offensive” imagery because it makes Glenn Beck sad on Christmas.