BIKEsnob The anonymous, cycle-ranting blogger characterized by piercing criticisms and satirical posts that require extensive scrolling revealed himself to the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal. The Bike Snob is Eben Oliver Weiss. He’s a former literary agent, races for Gotham Bikes, but most importantly, has a ‘Bike Snob’ book to promote. He still plans on updating his blog though, despite the chances of getting bitch slapped rising dramatically.