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You know what sucks? Dying! But you know what sucks more than dying? Having the friends whose couch you died on steal your credit cards!

Reports CBS:

Twenty-five-year-old Michael Wheaton and 20-year-old Sabrina Tomcho are charged in Luzerne County with using a bank card belonging to 40-year-old Kimberly Rose Lacey a day after she died.

Lacey’s husband, Matthew Lacey, says his wife died on a couch in Wheaton and Tomcho’s residence on Dec. 4. Investigators believe the couple went through Kimberly Lacey’s purse while emergency workers tried to help her.

Well, at least they didn’t kill her. Or did they?