Drag Race: Damien Hirst vs. Jeff Koons

06.25.10 Marina Galperina

hotpinkcarWe’ve seen the BWM Art Car à la Jeff Koons and now that Damien Hirst threw some paint on a pink Audi for Sir Sellout Elton John, we can settle this once and for all. Let’s race these babies, provided that the artists drive the cars themselves: no assistant-elves. Can’t someone slap together a “Most Over-hyped and Also Fastest Artist” trophy hybrid, like a bedazzled balloon? Vroom Vroom?