If it’s not pissed off neighbors in the East Village issuing bitchy decrees, it’s people in Williamsburg. This sharply-worded notice was posted on the front door of a building on Metropolitan Avenue and warns residents to chill out with the parties or face terminated leases. And there’s also this big-brotherly slap on the wrist: “Anyone coming in after 10:P.M. has to show I.D. or a pass showing that he belongs to the building.”