Always vigilant, U.S. Customs and Border Protection have once again thwarted a major threat from Red China, seizing a shipment of 15,432 cheapy water pipes in Houston, Texas that were made to look like lamps. During a routine inspection, agents noticed the lack of lighting elements and concluded they were actually bongs.
The fact that they looked like bongs probably helped too. Technically, it’s illegal to import “drug paraphernalia” into the country, although certain German companies don’t seem to be having any problems.
Thank you US Customs. Please smoke your weed through American made paraphernalia. These things probably have melamine, lead and mercury in them just ready to leach onto your lungs and kill you.
Oh, wait, these bongs were headed to Texas? Forget it. Go ahead, here, need a lighter?
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