Feds Seize Country-Destabilizing Disney Piñatas


Federal authorities in Arizona announced a major bust over the weekend, seizing over 108 fake Disney piñatas from Mexico. Customs and Border Protection supervisor Eli Villarreal said the “piñatas may have an appearance of innocence,” but ultimately, they threaten “the stability of our nation’s economy, which is a vital element in national security,” so real party going patriots better stick with the officially licensed, bash-free, pull string variety instead.