You don’t love your dog… unless you buy these $2,500 – $3,500 fine art dog dishes, painted by very prominent and famous artists, so cash on out, richie! Kenny Scharf clearly didn’t spend as much time on the bowls as his bongs, David Hockney really wasn’t trying/was drunk when he finger painted that and Ed Ruscha thinks he’s sooo funny with a minimal FIDO.

That is pretty clever, actually. Most art collectors are just autograph hoarders anyway. The bowls are up for auction at Bonhams & Butterfields on Nov. 23 in LA, benefiting PAWS/LA so old people can keep their beloved pooches.