K2, a smokeable herbal blend for teenagers too assed out to score real weed, is increasingly becoming America’s newest “drug” epidemic and now Florida is joining in on the hysterical fight. Officials there are hoping to ban the substance that is reportedly responsible for “a trail of emergency room visits and possibly even deaths,” according to the Palm Beach Post. So far, almost a dozen states have criminalized the substance which I assume is leading to a huge uptick in oregano sales. Anyway, kids, take it from me, when it comes to K2, just say no!