kari_ferrell_DBB Stripping out of my clothes and taking photos in public spaces is one of my specialties. Sure, other people may find it hazardous to their well-being, but I have a penchant for it, and think that I’ve perfected the art form. Having my lady sacs flopping around the internet is no problem by me, and I’ve approved almost every nude that has gone up (NSFW).

One thing I’ve never released though, is a photo of myself engaging in intercourse. Of course I possess photos of that nature, but only close friends and relatives have seen them. It seems like the hot thing to do for publicity, and even Golden Girl Betty White is getting caught up in the beaver fever.

Photographs of Betty getting it in her geriatric guts, by deceased husband Allen Ludden, were found in a box in her attic, and are now being shopped around.

It has not been made clear to me whether or not these photos were allegedly taken when Allen was alive or posthumously. I suppose we’ll just have to wait around to see; as the whole situation is like a terrible, terrible box of Cracker Jacks.

Pam did it, Paris did it, Screech did it, Mini-Me did it, and now Rose fucking Nylund did it. Looks like I’m going to have to step up my A-game, once again. Thanks, you old slut.