When someone gets arrested for so much MDMA that it has to be measured in pounds, you know they’re screwed. A Canadian man attempting to cross into the U.S. was busted by Customs and Border Protection officers with 47 lbs. of ecstasy, which after what must have taken a lot of time to count, amounted to 77,856 multi-colored tablets. As for that “birthday party” the suspect said he was planning on attending in NYC, no glow sticks for them!

Photo: Customs and Border Protection