batmanxxx

While professional pornography is getting archaic, it seems the only things that could persuade an actual purchase are porn parodies. They make handy gag gifts and tribute other dying art forms like cinema. On that note, here is the Spring 2010 porn parody trailer mini round-up.

BATMAN XXX: A Porn Parody. In 2010, the classic porn aesthetic seems as kitschy as 1960’s Batman’s polyester crotch. So, this makes for a double-cheese-fest. What’s really impressive here is how many authentic props and costumes are in this. And that Ron Jeremy still gets work. KAPOW! THWACK!

The Big Lebowski – A XXX Parody. Who knew this Coen brothers classic would lend itself so well to porn dialogue? Everyone! The scene-by-pornofied-scene remake looks “good and thorough” enough. And then there’s “Log Jammin” – a metatextual porno within a porno. Heavy, heavy stuff.

This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX. And you thought it couldn’t get more awkward. Earlier this Spring, nervous balding Jews (forever overlooked in the porn industry) got to represent. I don’t know what’s more frightening – that Einstein wig or Susie as a real dominatrix.