Charlie Le Mindu Catwalk - London Fashion WeekThe only thing shocking about naked models parading the catwalk in nothing but Charlie Le Mindu’s hats and Noritaka Tatehana’s alien-hooker boots is that they found models with boobs somewhere. Proceed (NSFW).

Note to budding fashionistas: Don’t forget to accessorize! A hairy pink purse will cover those bikini wax burns right up.

Photos and video from London Fashion Week: