The New World Order’s scary global police force issued a “red notice” for WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange, which is a lot like an international arrest warrant. This of course has nothing to do with his group’s latest torrent of leaks, the timing is purely coincidental and jolly Swedish authorities just want to talk to him about rape allegations, a claim a you don’t even have to be a conspiracy theorist to be skeptical about.

Wait till INTERPOL finds a photo of him, I bet their chances of apprehending the Australian-born whistleblower increase dramatically.